The guys with the lyrics and the women with the curves
- Friday, July 9th, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Women always believe that when they are tired of their present man there is always greener pastures on the other side.
First they find all kinds of faults with their current man or X-Man, faults that do not exist. They will even dig up past garbage to throw at the man simply because some new dude is singing lyrics in her ears and acting like he can be a good man and father to her child.
So yea, she dumps her present man “nicely” thinking that her current man or the man she is getting acquainted with is the One.
But what she eventually found out is a rude awakening. She jumps from man to man like hopscotch because she eventually finds out that all of them put together cannot make one.
So she jumps from a writer to a chef, from a chef to a doctor from a doctor to a farmer, from a farmer to DJ Fast, the lyrical God. The end result: two more kids and going nowhere in life aside from becoming a milking machine on a farm.
The same goes for men. They treat their women bad because they meet an eye candy who show them more wonders in the bedroom. And you know us men. Our eye sight is our main weakness. Most times we can’t resist looking and it is hard trying not to touch, so when we get to touch the eye candy, it’s like heaven come down.
But then when we hook up with the sketel we realise she is nothing more than a witch in disguise, and nothing compared to the X-Woman.
So we move from reception to baker, from baker to unemployed, from unemployed to lawyer, from lawyer to prostitute.
Everyone thinks there is a fairy tale man and woman out there waiting for us, therefore we cannot be satisfied with who we have, especially at the slightest discrepancy, and especially when someone comes along pretending to be that fairy tale man or woman.
I know this girl she dumped her man because she “understands” he has plenty girl friends. So she picked up a deejay, another party pooper and music man she is accustomed of getting. And we all know some DJs; they are some of the most popular people who attract many female friends.
More so, they have plenty lyrics and they can toss a CD as fast as a salad, and that’s what women love. But we all know salad is very perishable, especially for DJs, so they move on very quickly, from one stage to another. After their lyrics and music have played out, they move to the next instrument. And so it went on until she almost went nuts.
Now, that’s when she learned and “understood” how many women one man can have at a time. And worst, the DJ likes to talk. He has already told all his DJ friends in Dominica, Tortola, Bahamas etc that he is getting with the ex-girlfriend of the dude who owns the newspaper. He has now added 10% to his ego trip not knowing that the newspaper man has been there done that and left him some more leftovers – what he is normally accustomed to.
As to her ex, he was no longer interested in the trailer trash ex, who by now would have been worn out by the DJ. He got himself someone way better.
Sometimes the people we have in life, we should hold onto them because no one is perfect. We all have our bad deeds. And some people are too unforgiving and selfish and cannot see the good things in someone. They listen to people more than they listen to the one who truly loves them.
Women especially love to listen to the men who continue to tell them how nice they are, how ambitious they are, etc just to get in their little panties, while men love the women with nice boobs and sexy curves.
But what’s hidden beneath all that will come out eventually. Seeing someone and talking to them is totally different from actually being in a relationship with them.
So stop telling your ex that you meet a better man or better woman or saying that he tells you nice things. Anyone can tell anyone nice things. Last week I saw a paro telling a woman, “Baby, I wanna make you my dream queen” followed by “leave a dollar nah… I want to buy bread”.
So please people get a grip. The person you’re running down or listening to have faults that you never knew exist, but you will find that out soon enough.
See ya next week.
NB: Sorry for missing last week. I wasn’t in the mood to write.
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Mr Nice Guy, you cannot generalize about women like this. It’s just not right. How can you say women always do this and everyone says this and that? You are the sexual stereotype version of a racist. If you were a really nice guy, you would write your editorials, then have a man read it and a woman read it, and give their opinion separately. Even read it out loud to yourself and you will see the error of your ways. You do make some good points and I believe you have something valuable to say, but do yourself a favour and find two people you trust who are intelligent, worldly people and ask them to proof read your stuff. The end result will be more appropriate for a good online newspaper like this. I hope you don’t mind the constructive criticism. I know you can do better, that’s all.
real tlk im a man ,jus to let u all know theres no perefect relationship,its perfect when u make things work,love who love u not who u love as grandma say. stick to ya specil someone
When I started to read this article I was about to say you got to have a personal vendetta against all woman, or you must be one insecure dude, but you throw in a little bit about the bad habits of man this time. Even when you write an article that headlines men, it often time blames women for what men do. Ease up a little bit and be fair!!!!
well this time you tried to veiw both sides of a situation (so i can actually say im seeing progress although you still bash women more than men.. but its ok… with time you will get better). Collectively i think this is a good piece… Most of what you are saying is correct
Hi Mr. Nice Guy…….I understand where you’re point lies and I agree with you. But you need to start using the word “some” and avoid the word “always” when you are writing these personal life experiences. Not everyone’s experience is the same. Fortunately for me, pastures have proven to be greener on the other side
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I could not resist commenting on this. Lawdy, its true. I guess we all get bored of what we have or tired of the same relationship or perhaps we feel that we had enough with the habits, but the sad thing is, most of us are getting of doing this shit. Most times we so ashamed of what we went after. Some guys can really talk and make you think that he is the one for you and then after being around them for a while you stop and think: what the hell? Come on women some of us leave what we had for a man with think may be better in bed only to find out that he aint got no tool to work with. Or he is very, caring and really listens to you, unlike your ex but sadly we realise after he got what he wanted he stop listening. Looking back I sometimes laugh at some of the choices I made but I believe I have learned from them. To all of you out there, there is no perfect man. There is no prince charming, you have to serious look at the one you are with and decide whether or not he someone that you can spend you life with. All men have faults, but its if you can live with it. I use to tell my sister in law that she knows that my brother cheats on her, there is no if or maybe about it, but she had to make up her mind it she can live with it. And if not just move on. Because he sees that she keeps taking him back after he has cheat and he told full advantage of her love and kindness. But everyone knows how much they can take. So, all you women out there consider this, you may have a man that you know really loves you but you dislike his “little faults”, you need to analyse your relationship and see whether you can live these little faults and try to mold/train him to get him to do away with these habits, but dont be complaining, they dont like that. and eventually he would come around. and stop thinkiing that there is someone else out there that is better, may there is, but are you willing to give up what you have for what you dont know about. So keep it real and stop playing these games which causes us to be bouncing around searching for Mr. Right, he does not exist, he is only a figment of our imagination.
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