UPDATED NICE GUY: How many sexual partners are too much? Are you a male whore or an official salop?
- Friday, August 13th, 2010 at 8:56 AM
If you're now counting your sexual partners using pen and paper you got a big problem!
After reading this, a lot of people, especially females, will be doing some serious calculations – but hell yes, it is warranted. We need to keep the females in check (smiling). And yet again, I’ll see the comments blasting me about being hurt by women, I am this and that, like I give a ***.
Anyway, one of the things that have guided me over the years in selecting a bona fide girlfriend is a woman’s sexual history. I think it is very critical in knowing your woman’s or future man’s history, especially if you’re picky about your choices and you want to be confident that you’re not dating a village whore.
Some women also use a man’s sexual history to guide their better judgment of a successful future relationship and its reputation. After all, you would not want to be seen with a village ram or a gigolo. However, it must be admitted that a woman’s sexual history is more sensitive than a man’s, simply because her sexual organ is a mere hole. Aren’t most of us concerned about what we put in that huge hole on our face – the mouth? Certainly, it is one of the main orifices on the human body that is an entrance for germs, leading to sickness, life or death. Therefore, we are very mindful of too many “things” going into that “hole”. I don’t think I’ll kiss a Chinese simply because Chinese people eat too many crap: frogs, bugs, animal intestines, rotten food, worms; nothing goes to waste for those people; just my opinion. Please Miss Koo Yang-Chung, don’t get pissed!
So to break it down simply for those who can’t read and comprehend, a woman’s private parts is looked upon the same way as the mouth. The other reason being due to men large egos: We love to know we are one of the very elite few who’ve been digging the “hole” or the first who’ve been there, done that.
But I think everyone – yes, men and women – should be very smart in limiting their sexual partners, not only due to the likelihood of catching sexual transmitted diseases, but not to scare a potential Mr. Right or Miss Right.
The main question I always ask is how many sexual partners are desirable for both male and female?
That answer cannot be generalised. Everyone has their tastes and standards. However, like I always love doing, I will share my opinion.
Personally, I think a man can have sex with over 400 women, confess it and still get a wife, a decent one too. Take for example former rockstar Gene Simmonds who claims to have slept with over 4,600 women. See a excerpt below from a story on femalefirst.co.uk:
“Long-term love rocker GENE SIMMONS has managed to hold down a longterm relationship for over two decades only because his partner allows him to sleep with as many women as he wants. The KISS star, who claims to have had sex with an estimated 4,600 women, has been with his girlfriend SHANNON TWEED for 22 years and believes the only reason they’re still together is because they never got married. The 56-year-old says, “I have been happily unmarried for 22 years and we have two great kids but neither of us has dominion. “Loving someone and caring about someone does not mean they have the right to own you. She will mount the milkman if she wants, so relax, why torture each other? “You have to be committed to a marriage. If that doesn’t sound like a madhouse, I don’t know what does. “I am the only one I know who has never been divorced. The biggest cause of divorce is marriage.”
Now Gene Simmonds is a dog in my opinion. But he has a woman by his side, right? So I think he is a good dog. Even rap star and actor Snoop Dog is proud of the “dog” in his name for reasons we all know and could debate.
Anyway, back to my story. I would not like to be with a woman who has had sex with over five men, especially if she is not yet 25. If she is 25 to 35, 10 male partners is fine. For 35 and over 15 is excellent. But we all know this is almost a dream nowadays. Most girls hitting 20 have scored more men than their age. I recently spoke to a 17-year-old girl who wants me to be her “golden 40th”. And she was not kidding. She is the ultimate salop (nasty). She deserves a salop award. Ten condoms I would use to have sex with her – at once.
I would not feel comfortable walking with a girl and knowing it is possible that everyone who hails her have “been there and done that”. I would like to walk with a Queen and make man wish they were first. But you have many drag queens around. A lot of men do not know their women’s sexual history and most women lie about their sexual history. So don’t watch how cute, sexy or innocent she looks, the cow in the pasture maybe saying the same thing: “I hit that, mooo”.
Now here is a more comprehensive criteria to guide you:
Zero sex partners and no intimacy – Pure Queen
Zero sex partners – Queen
One sex partner – Gem
Two to 5 sex partners – Princess
Five to 10 partners – Bordering salop/nasty
Eleven to 20 partners – Officially salop/nasty
Twenty-one to 25 partners – Village Whore
Over 25 partners – Ultimate Salop
Unlimited/no limits – Prostitute
Now, a lot of people gonna try to find me and stone me to death. I see people writing up letters to send to the leader of the country to ban this media house and this column. I see people calling the religious societies to speak out against this column. I see highly offended people ready to spew their rage in the feedback category. Do what you want because I don’t care.
It’s just my opinion. If you’re offended that means you’re guilty of one of the tainted categories, ranging from official salop to prostitute.
As for the men:
Zero sex partners and no intimacy – Mr. M-G (Maybe Gay)
Zero sex partners – Mr. Suspicious
One sex partner – Virgin
Two to 5 sex partners – Mr. Focus
Five to 10 partners – Gentleman
Eleven to 20 partners – Official Player
Twenty-one to 25 partners – Bordering Dog-dom
Over 25 partners – Official Dog
Unlimited/no limits – Ultimate Male Whore
Anyway guys, I have to go because today is Friday and I would like to get to the bank early, shop for some condoms, get a haircut and get some gas for my old Nissan Sunny (hmm I hope I didn’t give myself away). Dang! I am stupid!
Whatever. See ya next week Friday (if I am in the mood).
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Lol i like dis one yar! I’m a Gem yow!
@Negro please!:
I agree with this post, which is well written. By the way, Mr. Nice Guy you came from a “hole”. What a disrespectful way to refer to a woman’s genitals. Your mother should have smacked your a– when she had a chance.
@Independent Woman: You are so right! I know a girl who was infected with the AIDS virus and she only had sex with 2 men. Sadly, a young man recently bragged about getting with her and it came to light that they never used any protection. In some countries knowingly having sex when infected with the HIV virus is called attemtped manslaughter and she could have gone to prison for this one selfish, and utterly stupid act.
is a good thing to share ur opinions lol some of the things your said are true it is important to know your man or woman sexual history. And people if you are angry with this just leave it you don’t have to make no bad comment is the man opinion not yours.
Personaly I enjoy reading ur column. It make ppl think and take a closer look at themself. I AM A GEM AND PROUD TO BE and I only 21. I kno for sure they are not much young ladies out there and the one especailly commenting on thiis rite now that can say that. He is just basically telling us ladies to take pride in yourself and treat ur body as a temple as it is suppose to be treated. So let us all stop being so quick to make judgement and take the time to read and understand wha is being said.
@ms wise: Ahhhh did i touch a nerve? Change your name to something that is a better representation of your thought process (if you have an independent one) and befitting your vocabulary skills…..you sad sad thing
@ Village Whore got to smell messed up
You must love what comes with being a Village Whore …you betta have insurance
As someone said sex comes with being in a relationship. If there were any decent long-term candidates of men out there then women wouldn”t have to keep looking. Women of today are smart and know they don’t want a low-life loser couch-potato boyfriend. Women are seeking Mr. Right but there are more unambitious, lazy, uneducated, poor a€€ed men around who have nothing to do with their lives than to try to figure out the con to get some woman to provide for them and do all the work in life. Once the women figures out a guy is yet another waste of time she has to discard him and hence rack up another sexual partner. Then there are the women who need to have some physical contact from time to time. If she has not met Mr.Right she goes out looking for a pleasant looking, sexy dude, with a nice bulge in his pants so she can use him for an evening of sexual pleasure. And why shouldn’t she be able to do so. She knows her physical being needs some sex. Birds do it, bees do it, heck even female humans do it! Sex is a primal instinct. We need that interaction. Women once picked the strong man, the best hunters, the men who could provide the best shelters. We still want men of these qualities yet they are becoming extinct. All that remain are the weak that have no idea how to provide or protect their woman and can’t even learn how to do so. Guys today disguise themselves to be what they are not. I suggest that the brightest, the kindest, the beautiful women will all have incteasing numbers of sexual partners throughout her lifetime until they find the man that is not disguised and has values & morals, an education, a good job, some ambition, respect for women and traditional family units, communicate well, are not addicted to drugs, alcohol or women, have a brain they put to use other than the one in their penises. Intelligent women will not settle for less.
So, therefore, a higher number of sexual partners for a woman indicates a high intellect. If the woman remains single throughout the years and becomes wiser to loving herself more, and learning from the different disguises her previous partners have donned, she is becoming wiser to what she knows she is looking for in a man.
So scientifically speaking,a womans sexual history is relative to the quality of men she is exposed to. A high number represents wisdom and smarts. It is the man who has a high number of partners that reflects himself as undesirable for the woman. These are the men no woman wanted and disguarded after sex once they saw beneath the disguise.
@To Negro Please: whi is the jackass who wrote the episile? gallop gallop . u must be a fag fag
@tOO FUNNY: I KNO YOU GIVE PPL SICKNESS…
Why is it that everyday,everyday that God send there has to be some story or article degrading women,pushing or pulling down women. Now out of all that he said where in that article was there any encouraging, non judgemental thought, that will uplift the women.
Circumstances makes you who you are, so if a woman have a very active sexual history that still won’t stop her from getting a good husband, just like a man who had 4,600 women has a woman by his side. A real man would know who she was is who she was, who she is is who she is and who she will be wil be who she will be.
But you see that’s the way of the world always looking for some way to put a brother or a sister down, find faults, why are you people like that. But that’s why i love God because NO MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR PRESENT AND PAST He still loves you and calls you His own.
This is my testimony i’m in my late 30s i’ve been with between 50-60 men and with 15 women (yes women), and i have been married for 12 yrs. before i got married my husband knew that about me i didn’t hide that from him,but he knows the difference between who i was and who i am today.
Now i’m not encouraging promiscuity, but for those girls/women who are in it i strongly urge you to take your time and come out, don’t stay there because you are better and worth a whole lot more than to be just a another number to a guy. I was there and I know even though i may just be a number to them one who was a stranger to me sent His son to die for me, and He who died for me loved me enough that he paid for me with his innocent blood.
Don’t sink like cement, rise up like an eagle, no matter how many men/women ladies you have slept with, God doesn’t love you any less than He does any woman who’s a virgin or only had one man, so you know what that means, they are not better than you.
Mr. Nice Guy next time say something that will lift up your brothers and sisters not embarrass them and bring them down, ok live up to your name.
God bless you all!!!!
This article is soooo flawed that it’s ridiculus!!! This appears to be therapy for the author. It is clear in his writings that he has a problem. The Gem that had one sexual partner could be infected with an STD becasue that one sexual partner had other sexual partners (& vice versa for the men). Your logic is twisted. Yes everyone has a past or history, but the important thing is how one lives their life presently. You need to visit the psychologist rather than using this medium for theraputic purposes.
Mr. Nice Guys rating chart is quite contradictory and unclear as he stated earlier that 15 partners for someone 35 and over is excellent but in his chart he just has one rating which puts 15 sex partners as “nasty”.
I understand his reasoning as this was my reasoning once upon a time. However, my analyzation changed with my maturity. It’s called thinking outside the box. It is not black and white. While it is true that the number of sex partners one has had could reflect that person’s status in how they respect themselves in terms of how “slack” or “loose” a person might be, this is not always the case.
Some persons end up with more than one sex partners over a period of time because its the card that life drew them. Someone who is high on morals may swear and intend to have one sex partner for their entire life but life happens….people break up, people die. When life happen does that then mean we should stop living because things are not going as planned? There are women who have a few sex partners in their lifetime however, its not that these woman are “bad” so to speak. It’s not that they are having sex with random guys. Most people accept that sex comes with a relationship and therefore the number of sex partners is generated from the number of relationships they’ve had.
It is the very same opinion of Mr. Nice Guy that has some women trapped in abusive relationships for the sake of not wanting to start over again….Not wanting to have another man…..not wanting society to look at them as being “bad”. So there they are counting on their figures of the number of relationships they’ve had and say, they can’t afford another not to work, so they stick it out even if it is unhealthy for them and their children, to the point of death even. What society thinks matters more…..how sad….Break-ups happen. It’s a part of life.
Yes, some women are just bad decision makers, or just vulnerable, which stems from them not wanting to be alone. This causes them to be susceptible to having quite a few sex partners during their lifetime. Not because they are whores, but because they feel like they have to have a man in their life. As such they do whatever it takes to keep the man. Nowadays people say if a female don’t give a guy sex within a month or even less he’s out the door. Guys are even bold enough to tell you that if you don’t have sex with them they will get it else where. Yes, we can say well he don’t deserve you and send him packing, but with the man shortage out there? or one may say that one can have relationships without sex . While that is true, one get discouraged holding out for the “right” man after repeating this process for quite a while and always ending up alone. So some begin to believe and accept that this is now the way of life…to give up the sex. So in some cases, the woman “gives it up” in hope of keeping the man, in hope of a long term stable relationship with the man but sometimes, the man have another agenda. So she is back where she began, single and looking.
So while having lots of sex partners may be the chosen life for some, others are mere victims.
hi i need to know if you people don’t have nutting to do other than talk crap about other people i live with a woman and all she do is feed on the BS you guys put on here i sick of all you all up in people biss, go look a job and stop talking BS every day i sure most of you guys have more than one sexual partner ,so stop feeding other people s… you peope come on here to look man and woman who is already taking.
@Negro please!: Encore, Bravo and Kudos to you on sharing your inner thoughts on this subject that was in my opinion written out of lack of principal and merit. In some ways, he mirrors the same unethical behavior as Dr. Laura Schlessinger.
I too was insulted at some of his insinuations and materials. One that was quite troubling was his suggestion on his profiling scheme. For him to state or even suggest that having “one” partner is ‘Gem’ quality is utter idiocy. My parents, and I speak of my mom has been married since she was 16 and a virgin. They recently celebrated 50 years and couldn’t be happier together. My mother is a very respectable woman by design and certainly no fly by night or has never cheated on my dad – so for Mr. nice guy to make such suggestion was quite demeaning and unconventional to someone who strives on a nurturing, fruitful and meaningful relationship. You lost me there Mr. Nice Guy!!
At times, he indicates some complexity and bias reasoning in his theories – very confusing! There is no way you can pass sole opinion on individuals based on the number of sexual partners – everybody has a story and it doesn’t mean that someone with 2, 3, 0 or 10 sex partners are better than the other. Never judge – we are all different! I know of a few decent, highly educated and successful women, who were once exotic dancers (and I put it nicely) – so should they be denied making ‘Partner’ or CEO because of their past sexual lives/behaviour?
More than ever his writing skills and tone are comical than informative – and it tends to mislead those who get consumed in the irony and lost in the narrative. Take for example the number dilemma – both young and old would agree, it’s a never ending chronicle and one that often ends in heated arguments to say the least. Lastly, I do believe he knows that he has some psychological and emotional issues but like most are still in the denial stages. Then again, I guess this is his outlet in venting and relying on the public to aid in his restoration. I do hope this is not his profession (or intention) for I’m sorry for those that are guided by his teachings or philosophy. I am grateful that my Fridays are not jaded or dependent on shotty / cheesy stimulations – TGIF, I’ll be at the wet bar having an apple martini!!
This is the truth in a sarcastic way. The only difference is that a preacher will have different choice of words , so when you write like that, people get the message! Serious message!
Well said! I always prided myself in the fact that my fruit was precious, so I wasn’t about to give it up just for a good time. A man who validates himself by the amount of sexual partner he has is insecure. Who wants a man that every woman can point a finger at and say, whether he is good or lousy in bed. Certainly not me. I want a man who is all mine…
@To Negro Please: Well darling you would think it does make alot of sense, it is precisely women like you why all women continue to be bound by the double standard under which we labor – and the double standard exist across the board not only in our sexual prowess or lack thereof.
As for my guilt, sweetie, only God can judge me, not you and not Mr. Nice Guy and when HE cast the first stone, then you follow, but not before!
As to your assertion that this article made alot of sense, part of the problem with this article is that even if there was a point in there, it is lost because of the way it which it was brought across.
Grow a spine all you judgemental harpies!
bye bye now you hear.
Well Said.
U sound very guilty if this is article is offending u in anyway. i’m a woman and i think this article makes alot of sense!
@ Negro please…..THANK U!!!!! And some of these same men agreeing with Mr. Nice Guy are the ones that leave a woman after a couple months because she won’t “give it up”. SMFH!!!!!!
Da%%mmmm lmao!!! He’s Good.
ha ha 4600 women! over 22 years thats an entirely different STD free woman every single day. I smell BS!
And is there a category for the man that is “doing” ten women at one time, sometimes “hitting” three different women in one night?? and each one thinks that she is the only one! No doubt he is using a cocktail mixture of Turbo pills and viagra hahahhahaha. Suma-Cum-Gigalo Male Whore!
You know, when I read this column, well truthfully when I read almost all your columns, I start out feeling really offended on behalf of women, even if some of them don’t have the good sense to be offended for themselves and the sentiments that you normally find it necessary to express, but in reading this particular article and really letting go of the natural rise of my outrage with your comments, I began to realize that pissing people off, shocking them with your “opinion” is EXACTLY what you are after and today, well Negro, today, I have decided that I am not going to give it to you. In fact the more I think about this the more hilarious it becomes…and let’s be clear. I AM LAUGHING AT YOU! not your comments, which are not funny. YOU! because you are a pathetic human being who tries to validate his existence by marginalizing the existence of others, with your “Opinion” You evince repeatedly in this column that you don’t care, how people feel about your “Opinion” yet you still feel the need to shock people with it because you feed on the sensationalism that you want to inspire and the false sense of approval/validation that their agreement/disagreements give you…in fact you can not live without it and in picking up that particular truth about you, I realize something else, you DO have problems and I use to think it was because of a woman, but it goes deeper than a mere woman, you seriously need psychological help to deal with all your residual rage about whatever it is that has so affected you and shaped your personality to what it is today. Seek help, become a better human being, you will live life happier.
As to this column, allow me to point out the fatal flaw: You lie! As a member of the male population, you have just lied to yourself and all the other males of this population too. You know why? – Because for some reason, males here are breed on insecurity, that is why this criteria of yours above, seems acceptable, but its really not, because the first thing that will happened when you (male) demand that a woman give you a number is this: Your follow up question will be: “What are the names of these men?” then, “What kind of sexual activities did you engage in with Mr. So&So and Mr. Whomever?” and then “How many times?” and then “Where did you do these things?” and finally, “Why haven’t you done them with me?” SAD!
The solution to what it is your might be trying to avoid here – (and I say might because I am leaning heavily on my idealism to give you the benefit of the doubt) – is that when you meet someone and you have spent some time getting to know them and you decide that you want to get to the next step of intimacy, is that you both go have an STD screening and the truth of how well or how badly you choose to look after your sexual health will reveal itself. From there you both can decide what would be the best methods of protection to continue to protect that sexual health if you decided to go that far. It is not what you have suggested, that way lies confusion, but oh wait, that might have been what you were going for! (smdh)
Further more it is an article like this that continues to perpetuate the myth that a man’s excessive use of his phallic shaped instrument is more acceptable than a woman’s use of her own instrument, how dare you or anyone else in this day and age continue to suggest that the double standard is still acceptable.
That’s about all I have to say, I choose not to validate myself by your criteria of what makes or breaks a good woman. I will not help you to teach woman to hate on themselves or each other.
Peace out!
I’M A VILLAGE WHORE AND LOVING IT. LOL
You have done it again Mr Nice Guy. You have me LMAO. I absolutely love this article! You really is a comic and I always look forward to reading your articles. Never mind the noise, everybody cannot be a supporter. But I would like to see a balance in your writing though. Some men and some women are equally bad alike. No generalising!
Looking forward for next week, so you better be in the mood (lol)!
I totally agree with Mr. Nice Guy. He could not have said it any better.
It is totally Sadom and Gomara out there and for what?
Dude you are off the chain. i don’t read your posts too often but when i do man you are right on
Hey Mr. Nice Guy You need a special category for Buss Kites cause Tola is full of them that pretend to be queens and they put on a good show knowing it’s a small community. Kite fly high
lol… this is so funny, i like this one. I am a Gem and engaged so good for me…
I am a princess..
… really loving this.
LMAO! dude this article officially kicked off my Friday lol…your post are always entertaining, keep them coming.
Mr. Nice Guy, I really like this one here. I think you write this one for my coworker. She believe she hot cause every week she have a different man. I really hope she read this and take some advice from it becuase she done reach the prostitute category and I know she proud of her self. A young girl really shouldn’t knock herself about so when she have young children watching her every move. That’s nasty!
@Trintola: In the society we living that is acceptable, but the way my mom thought me is: the woman who value and respects herself will only have 1 sexual partner, as for the man if he decides to have 1 sexual partner it does NOT make him gay.
Nice column, for the women you need a category called “BAD TING”, the magnitude ranges with running trains with multiple men or having an orgy which will certainly increase their numbers.
Wow, I like your style
You’re a comic!
Man you’re hilarious!! LOL…I love your columns. Don’t be discouraged by ignorant people who find that one should not voice their opinions. We all have our opinions and should respect others’ opinions whether they’re in line with ours or not. So keep doing your thing…Blessings.
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